Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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