So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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