a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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