why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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