Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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