Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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