Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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