The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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