come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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