brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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