found the other keg... it's in the tree
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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