we're blogging at a bar
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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