My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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