We should be called the Road Head Warriors
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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