I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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