I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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