you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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