doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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