She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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