I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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