Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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