Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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