So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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