Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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