he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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