ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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