just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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