hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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