I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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