Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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