Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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