How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She even gives head with a lisp.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
