Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
