Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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