i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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