her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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