You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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