You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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