We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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