They should really pass out barf bags in church
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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