He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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