i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I don't deserve a penis
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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