so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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