That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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