I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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