Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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