Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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