I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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