if i died would you start the facebook group?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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