dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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