And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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