we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
