just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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