she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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