DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
