Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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