We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I love you.
Bad choice
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