found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
the liver wants what the liver wants
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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