Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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